Curse

SojiroTenken · Sep 13, 2006, 12:15 AM // 00:15

Here's a picture of a photoshopped baby I found, make sure to look at all of them xD

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/5...boy1md5wg4.jpg

RinkXing · Sep 13, 2006, 12:18 AM // 00:18

Carinae · Sep 13, 2006, 12:22 AM // 00:22

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOSH! Where are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!

Careful! CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?

Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs"?

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

KingKryton · Sep 13, 2006, 12:26 AM // 00:26

this should make u larf although it almost made me cry.

especially when the next day i got a email from a guy wanting to buy it

Ripcurl · Sep 13, 2006, 12:29 AM // 00:29

First a picture:

And a joke:
Q: Did you hear they recalled Steve Irwin's line of sun screen?
A: Yea they said it couldn't protect against harmful rays!

Malice Black · Sep 13, 2006, 12:33 AM // 00:33

Here's a classic..

Whats red and has 7 dents in it?

Snow Whites Cherry

blitzerific · Sep 13, 2006, 12:37 AM // 00:37

"A bad analogy is like a leaky screwdriver"

KiRi · Sep 13, 2006, 12:38 AM // 00:38

Image 1. err has a swear or 2 in it.
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/8313/65imageju1.jpg

and image 2...

Malice Black · Sep 13, 2006, 12:40 AM // 00:40

lol gotta be an american kid

guildwarsnerd · Sep 13, 2006, 12:43 AM // 00:43

#1: A jock and a geek applying for the same job.

The boss said, "Boys, you need to take a test before you can get this job."

So they took the test and the next day they came back to see who the boss chose. "Well," he said, "Both of you got the same score except I'm going to choose the geek."

The jock complained, "Don't you think that's prejudice or something?"

"Well," the boss said, "Let me tell you what happened. Both of your papers were right all the way through until the last question came up, and the geek answered 'I don't know,' and then when I looked at your paper, you answered, 'Me either'.

#2: http://ebaumsworld.com/fatasiankid.html

Guardian Rohan · Sep 13, 2006, 12:47 AM // 00:47

hmmmm i dont get it

Zinger314 · Sep 13, 2006, 12:48 AM // 00:48

This topic fails at originality.

Why can't more people submit their own jokes?

Cador · Sep 13, 2006, 12:54 AM // 00:54

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.

"It's a period,'' said the little boy.

"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''

''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."

Joke#2

The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception committee and, after a whirlwind tour is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available.

He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy Scriptures, and spends the next eon or so learning the languages. After becoming a linguistics master, he sits down in the library and begins to pore over every version of the Bible, working back from the most recent "Easy Reading" to the original script.

All of a sudden there is a scream in the library. The angels come running to him, only to find the Pope huddled in a chair, crying to himself, and muttering, "An 'R'! They left out the 'R'”.

God takes him aside, offering comfort and asks him what the problem is. After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again, "It's the letter 'R'... the word was supposed to be CELEBRATE"

My IGN is Cador Of Cornwall